A snippet of a screen play I started and then never went anywhere with….

Jeff
I just don’t get it sometimes, why do I do these things? I mean really who deems this much importance that you would drive halfway across the coutry just to rescue them on a whim and a call. Really.
G
Did you say something?
Jeff
Oh, your awake. Oh, nothing, how are you?
G
Good, where are we?
Jeff
Heading North, somewhere around Wisconsin Dells.
G
Oh, ok, I’m really tired, I’m going… back…. to… slee…
Jeff
Ok, you do that.
Jeff
Oh, goody, an email.
G
Hey Jeffy, hows it going, I am doing good here, you should come visit, I think you would like it. I have met a lot of cool people and I think I am going to like it here. You should come visit me someday though. G
Jeff
Yeah, I will do that, nothing will change though, I will visit, and you will back away, its always that way. You only want me when I am too far away to make any difference.
G
This is going to be awesome. I mean really, cool.
Trudy
Oh hell yeah, we are going to party like rock stars in this town! I love this, I can’t believe we finally got out of that shit hole, were free!
G
Hell yeah! No one is going to tell us what to do anymore, we are our own bitches.
Trudy
Fuck yeah! Bitch power!
G
Well, shit lets get this place put together, I think this is going to be great!
Trudy
yeah, no shit huh, freedom at last.
G
Freedom
Trudy
It is kind of strange you know.
G
What?
Trudy
You know, not having anyone to boss us around, we are our own people, finally. We can say what we want to do, when we want to do it. We can do anything.
G
I know, its weird isn’t it.
Trudy
Kind of, almost a bit scary
G
Its ok, it will be fun.
Trudy
I have never been away from home before, never had a time where I didn’t have someone telling me what to do, telling me how to behave.
G
I can boss you around if you like.
Trudy
No, thats ok, I am sure I can get by without that
G
Your sure, because I can be you wing woman, or surrogate mom, or whatever, you know I can be a real bitch, if I want to.
Trudy
Oh, I know, I’ve seen it, but lets keep it to a dull roar, OK?
G
Ok, promise.
Trudy
Ohhh, I wonder who that is?
G
Who?
Trudy
That guy.
G
Him? I think your picker is broken.
Trudy
Well, at least mine has been picking something.
G
Hey.
Trudy
Well its true. I have at least been getting something.
G
I don’t know if I would brag about that.
Trudy
Hey, Jimmy wasn’t that bad.
G
Thats not what his baby momma said.
Trudy
Hey, she was bitter.
G
That may be true, but she made a pretty convincing argument for running hard and fast as you could in the other direction
Trudy]
you will never forgive me for that
G
For reasons other than his high sperm count
Trudy
Your not ever going to let that go, are you.
G
Hell no, are you kidding, with how worked up you get about it, I can never let that one go.
Trudy
You are such a bitch
G
Hell yeah, bitch power!
Trudy
Yeah, bitch power alright.

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