April 12th, 2016.
Kid Rock with the help of several Michigan lawmakers today signed the deal that traded the city of Detroit for ten kilograms of high grade methamphetamines. “This is what we need to really keep things moving forward.”
With the assistance of his associate ‘Tito’ Kid Rock was able to make the trade in the comfort of his personal humvee, with the protection of several state patrol officers in the burned out downtown of old Detroit.
The governor, Rick Snyder was there moments later to get an eight ball and pose for photos.
“We are hoping this is only the beginning of the deals we will be able to make with ‘Kid’. There is already more trade plans in the work, just you wait!”
There have been rumors swirling around lately of a possible trade with Ontario swapping the Upper Peninsula for a bushel or two of high grade marijuana, but as of news time we had no further details.
In a late breaking story there were some earlier attempts to trade the city of Flint to Mexico, but negotiations fell apart when it was determined all Mexico was willing to offer was a six pack of Corona.